Welcome to Dry and Disorderly! I’m LC—a writer, recovering blackout artist, occasional van-dwelling woodland wanderer, and tired Morkie mother currently haunting San Francisco, California.

Dry & Disorderly is my little corner of the internet where I write about the messy, ridiculous, and sometimes terrifying process of figuring out how to live alcohol-free, survive the modern world, and occasionally let the forest claim you.

Here, you’ll find essays, rants, and snapshots of life on the edge of civilization — the highs, the lows, and the moments that make you feel fully, painfully, alive.

Feel free to explore the site, and if you have any writing requests or other inquiries, don’t hesitate to reach out through this contact link. I’m thrilled to connect and share this journey with you!